Finest Pizza In The Universe?
I wonder what the aliens think of this? And I've yet to have alien pizza.
August 7, 2007
April 30, 2007
Hehe... I'm my own dream car...
I'm a Porsche 911!
You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite,and you know it.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
April 11, 2007
Just chuckles...
December 2, 2006
really.really.bored
| What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop." | |
| The Midland | |
| The Northeast | |
| Philadelphia | |
| The South | |
| The West | |
| Boston | |
| North Central | |
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July 20, 2006
Look. It's a new variation. *chuckles*
"RESUME > GEORGE W. BUSH >1600 Pennsylvania Avenue >Washington, DC 20516
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE LAW ENFORCEMENT
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine,in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard,I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry, including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history. With the help of my brother,the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.history. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. Set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month. I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her. I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history. I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history. I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history. I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors during the 2002 U.S. election). I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television. I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history. I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind. I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families-in-wartime. In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends. I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring O>B>L> to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES > All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. I am a member of the Republican Party.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN THE 2006 MIDTERM ELECTIONS."
July 11, 2006
A link from my friend pookzilla...
LOL...
May 19, 2006
April 21, 2006
LMAO...
February 16, 2006
February 14, 2006
Uncyclopedia... *chuckles*
For Valentines Day it's in the EMO theme... hahaah... check it out, if you haven't.
From... Uncyclopedia
January 20, 2006
Hahahaha... I need this soooo badly...
I firmly believe that Uncyclopedia R0cKs! At least it gives me a good laugh now and then.
Edit: OMG! I can't believe it's not murder. Not right... Not right at all. *chuckles* Ummm... Is this spreadable on bread?
December 28, 2005
LMAO...
December 16, 2005
Poop Cuisine?
And now for something completely disgusting...
via Uncyclopedia.org
November 17, 2005
illwillpress.com - foamy
New episode out... check it...
November 15, 2005
OMG! *shivers*
 | You scored as Xena, Warrior Princess. I am Xena, Warrior Princess. I have done some bad things in my life, but I am committed to helping other people. I like to laugh, though my sense of humor can be rather sarcastic. I have several close friends, including Gabrielle.
Which Female Heroine Are You? created with QuizFarm.com |
Uncyclopedia... *chuckles*
Worst 100 Childrens Books of All Time It's just sick.
October 21, 2005
Kitten Huffing?
Ummm ... http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing "The orange ones f*ck you up REAL good"
Edit: Oops! I mucked the URL. Fixed now!
Icons...
For those of you that don't find this funny... I'm selling a sense of humour for $1.00.. Just make a donation to the blog, and you will instantly get one. ;)
October 20, 2005
New Foamy...
October 19, 2005
*chuckles*
 | You scored as Spike. You are the strait up you knew what I was type what did you expect. There maybey some surprise personality quirks you have. You try to control your emotions and sometimes fight so hard to deny them but when you do give into them you go all the way for what you want.
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October 16, 2005
Questionable Content...
October 2, 2005
Comcast Cable NHL Channel?
Does anyone notice the problem with this message?
September 22, 2005
Daywood Acedemy
August 11, 2005
Just Chuckles...
"Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other."
July 3, 2005
Something Funny...
Yeah, STFU.
June 10, 2005
Afternoon At The Movies...
We went to see Madagascar today. I liked it. It was cute and funny. :)
I also called twice today to see if my black and white photographs came in. No luck. The guy at the shop said they are taking a little longer than usual. Grrrrr! Anyway, the next delivery in is Monday. I hope they come in.
May 17, 2005
Good God...
I've had this song stuck in my head most of the day so far. I can't make it go away. Meh... Help! Download file. I'm hoping this isn't some sort of sign. *laughs*
May 12, 2005
Kitty Cannon
March 8, 2005
Broom Hilda 3/8/2005
February 22, 2005
Maintenance
Went through and closed comments on some of my older entries today. This took a bit of time, and it was quite boring. It's difficult to keep track of discussions on the older entries.
And now for something totally tasteless... Gannon?s Song (Who did he do?)
February 6, 2005
Just Smiles...
congratulations. you are the "you smell like
butt" bunny. your brutally honest and
always say whats on your mind.
which happy bunny are you?
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Get Fuzzy
February 3, 2005
Subservient Chicken
Just laughs... This is so funny.
January 30, 2005
Joke
A little dwarf lady goes into her doctor's office complaining of an irritated crotch.After an examination the doctor sighs, "I don't seem to see any problem. Does it get better or worse at any time?"
"Yeah, it's really bad whenever it rains," she replies.
"Well, then," says the Doc, "Next time it rains, get in here at once, and we'll take another look at it."
Two weeks later it?s raining really hard and the little lady shows up at the doctor's office. "Doctor, it's really bad today. Please you have to help me!!"
"Well, let's have a look," he says as he lifts her up onto the table.
"Oh, yes, I think I see the problem. Nurse bring me a surgical kit. Don't worry ma'am this won't hurt a bit."
The dwarf lady closes her eyes in painful anticipation. The doctor begins snipping away and finishes a few minutes later. "There you go, ma'am, try that."
She walks back and forth around the office and exclaims, "That's great, Doc, what did you do?!"
To which the doctor replied, "I just took a couple of inches off the top of your rain boots."
January 27, 2005
LMAO
CLARICE
You're most like Clarice, crusader for justice and
reluctant monogamist.
Which Dyke of 'Dykes To Watch Out For' are you most like? (beta version)
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January 24, 2005
User Friendly
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January 23, 2005
*chuckles*
January 16, 2005
January 15, 2005
Michael Jackson Called Us Today!
LMAO... I have no idea who this was, but they actually left the message on our machine. The call was blocked from caller ID. haha
January 10, 2005
Speechless
My insulting name is Klanlover Bumfluffmonkeywhore!
What's yours?
:D
Jeez... I must be bored or something.
January 7, 2005
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
LMAO... Sick!
Take da'test. See how you come out.
January 2, 2005
User Friendly
December 8, 2004
September 29, 2004
Mailbox Fell Over: Update!
Damn! I was foiled!
The USPS is here to replace the box before the mail man gets here. Arrrrrr!!!
Mailbox Fell Over
from-the-down-with-usps-dept:
Our mailbox fell over today. The wind, and the added rain from the past 24 hours has weekend it to the point of falling over at a sneeze. *LOL* Supposedly they are coming to fix it today, but we doubt that. You can't even put the mail in the box. Unless, of course, you pick it up and turn it over. I'm curious to see how the mail man will react to this. A video maybe? *thinking* Kind of like a candid camera shot. Hmmm... Will see if I can capture his/her reaction to it.